Frankenstein's Monster:
My feet hurt

Count Dracula:
Shut up, Frankenstein. Those aren't even your feet.

Igor:
From Bulgaria. The incredible man whom Doctor Frankenstein created in his spare time... from a lot of spare parts- The Frankenstein creature.

Count Dracula:
Hiya, Baby, it's me, Count Dracula.

Witch:
I didn't think it was a humming bird.

Count Dracula:
Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!

Frankenstein's Monster:
Are they gone yet?

Count Dracula:
Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!

Count Dracula:
Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat.

Count Dracula:
What do I do now?

Igor:
Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.

Count Dracula:
Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?

Count Dracula:
Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat