Halloween That Almost Wasn't 
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Frankenstein's Monster: My feet hurt
Count Dracula: Shut up, Frankenstein. Those aren't even your feet.
Igor: From Bulgaria. The incredible man whom Doctor Frankenstein created in his spare time... from a lot of spare parts- The Frankenstein creature.
Count Dracula: Hiya, Baby, it's me, Count Dracula.
Witch: I didn't think it was a humming bird.
Count Dracula: Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!
Frankenstein's Monster: Are they gone yet?
Count Dracula: Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!
Count Dracula: Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat.
Count Dracula: What do I do now?
Igor: Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.
Count Dracula: Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?
Count Dracula: Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat