Heaven Help Us 
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Rooney: Jesus, what'd they do to Elvis? Cut his balls off, or something?
Rooney: In 1966, Everyone graduated except me.
Rooney: I've been kicked off the track team, and without track my grades will be based on
Rooney: my grades.
Caesar: I will reason with him, I'll appeal to his better nature!
Rooney: Oh, you're gonne reason with a grown man in a dress?
Michael Dunn: If Gram sees you smoking she'll have a heart attack.
Boo: If she's hears you talking about not being a priest she have a stroke.
Rooney: If I don't make you my friend it means I gotta kick your ass everytime I see you. Nobody wants that, do they?
Michael Dunn: Drop dead!
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