Rooney:
Jesus, what'd they do to Elvis? Cut his balls off, or something?

Rooney:
In 1966, Everyone graduated except me.

Rooney:
I've been kicked off the track team, and without track my grades will be based on

Rooney:
my grades.

Caesar:
I will reason with him, I'll appeal to his better nature!

Rooney:
Oh, you're gonne reason with a grown man in a dress?

Michael Dunn:
If Gram sees you smoking she'll have a heart attack.

Boo:
If she's hears you talking about not being a priest she have a stroke.

Rooney:
If I don't make you my friend it means I gotta kick your ass everytime I see you. Nobody wants that, do they?

Michael Dunn:
Drop dead!