Pokey Jones:
I never left home, but I know every inch of this highway. I know it inside out. Ask me a question if you like: ask me anything.

Jackie Bangs:
Do you wanna have sex with me?

Pokey:
What?

Jackie:
Do you wanna have sex?

Pokey:
No, I'm fine, thank you.

Jackie Bangs:
Now I know why they call you Pokey.

Pokey Jones:
Now I know why they call you Bangs.

Bingo Angry Woman:
He must be cheating that's how.

Mr. Skin (A.K.A. Satan):
Lady, you can't cheat at bingo. If you could, I would, but you can't. I won because I was lucky - lucky to wind up in a town full of losers!

Louise Watson:
I'm going on tour this year until I get a record contract, then I'm going to make a video. Then they're going to make a video of us and we're going to be famous. Then Mommy's going to come back and live with us. And when I grow up I'm going to do solo projects and get married to someone famous but I'm not sure who exactly.

Mr. Skin (A.K.A. Satan):
Who told you all this?

Louise Watson:
My Daddy.

Louise Watson:
My Daddy says that I'm pretty and when I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful lady.

Louise Watson:
Yes