Sesshômaru:
What do you want?

Hari:
Lord Sesshomaru...

Ruri:
We'll have your fang.

Sesshômaru:
My fang?

Menomaru:
That isn't the one. That fang carries with it no aura of destruction. Find me the other fang... The only one powerful enough to break the spell: The Tetsusiga.

Menomaru:
It seems the Fang of Destruction has a barrier around it...

Ruri:
You mean?

Menomaru:
...only he can wield it. I can't inherit my fathers legacy until the spell on this fang is broken, and the only way to acheive that is with the Tetsusiga.

Hari:
I don't see how a mere mortal will be enough to lure him here.

Menomaru:
Oh he'll come. Dog demons seem too fond of humans.

Miroku:
As a token of my gratitude for helping our furry friend, would you ladies kindly consider bearing my children?

Miroku:
Forgive me. It's hard to control myself around such beauties.

Sango:
Who asked you?

Kikyo:
You're Inuyasha's older brother.

Sesshômaru:
The girl named Kagome. You truly must loath her. Or are you merely testing her power?

Kikyo:
I loath all things. I despise every living creature who's bound to time.

Sesshômaru:
Do as you see fit. Though I warn you, I shall be the one who destroys Inuyasha.

Inuyasha:
Just what the hell have you been doing?

Kagome Higurashi:
Making lunches. Took longer than I thought.

Inuyasha:
This isn't a picnic. Typical woman, no sense of priorities.

Kagome Higurashi:
I apologize already.

Shippo:
Yeah, I heard it myself.

Hari:
This girl possesses unusually strong spiritual powers. Is she a priestess?

Ruri:
Impossible. Look at the way she's dressed.

Menomaru:
Such a pity, using that weapon to protect a mere mortal. I would use it for a more noble cause. Now hand it over to me!

Inuyasha:
I don't think so.

Shippo:
Wait, Inuyasha! Where are you going?

Inuyasha:
To find that damn Kagome. I'm going to give her a piece of my mind, I tell you that much.

Shippo:
Yeah, right. She's got you wrapped around her finger.

Menomaru:
Inuyasha, is it not?

Inuyasha:
Depends who's asking and what you want with me.

Menomaru:
My name is Menomaru. Inuyasha, let my sword be my introduction.

Kagome Higurashi:
Turn Kirara back to normal.

Menomaru:
You're a fiesty one.

Kagome Higurashi:
I'm serious.

Menomaru:
Don't die on me yet, half-demon. You're spoiling all my fun. I've made special arrangements for your death.

Inuyasha:
Say hello to my Tetsuseiga.

Menomaru:
Ha! Not terribly impressive.

Menomaru:
I hunger for the souls of all living creatures.

Kaede:
Onward cow!

Shippo:
I'm a horse!

Grandpa Higurashi:
Oh, spirits of the skies... stop the snow from falling.

Menomaru:
Myoga, how unusual of you not to flee in the face of danger.

Myoga:
I would if I could.

Hatchi:
No, please don't make me go there, master.

Miroku:
Come with us, or be sucked into my wind tunnel.

Hatchi:
Ah! Oh, very well.

Sango:
Don't transform in this small space you fool!

Miroku:
Now I'm really going to suck you up.

Kagome Higurashi:
This would have been a good day to stay in bed.

Kagome Higurashi:
Oh brother! What am I going to tell Mom? "I had a *tiny* little problem. Would you buy me a new bike?" She'll never go for it.

Ruri:
Someone has interfered.

Hari:
Our business here is done. Kirara!

Sango:
Kirara?

Myoga:
Such is the dismal fate of a flea.

Kagome Higurashi:
Inuyasha... get away... please! I have... no control... over my body!

Kagome Higurashi:
I can't... stop! Run, before it's to late... before I. . .

Inuyasha:
That's enough! I don't want to hear it! I'm sick of you and everyone else telling me to run. I'm not running! Not without you! I won't leave you behind!

Menomaru:
I've never seen anything more disgusting, a half-demon coupled with a mortal girl!

Kagome Higurashi:
Why? What's wrong with us being together?