Marla:
Oh, come on, Sam, we don't even know if it's Jack Frost.

Sam Tiler:
No, Marla, it's probably some other walking, talking snowman that everybody's talking about.

Agent Harrington:
Great. Make a list: "Things that would have been useful to know five minutes ago".

Jack Frost:
I now pronounce you... totally fucking dead

Sam Tiler:
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gouged eyes out with candlesticks.