Robert:
I get restless with Andrew.

Kate:
So then why don't you just leave him and be honest about the situation?

Robert:
Because I love him.

Kate:
Do ya?

Robert:
Yes.

Kate:
Well then how could you do something that ya know is gonna tear him up inside?

Javier:
You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson!

Jared Price:
Please. Don't touch me right now.