Virtual Cassandra:
I'm always here for you, baby.

PJ:
These were not designed to flip burgers.

Danny Fangorelli:
Wow! Computerized hookers!

Aloysius Franklin:
It can fry your motherboard.

Aloysius Franklin:
Quite frankly, it's the safest sex you can buy.

Lou Lou:
Come take a ride on the Lou-Lou Express!