Sho'nuff:
I AM the Shogun of Harlem!

Sho'nuff:
Kiss my Converse!

Sho'nuff:
Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

Richie:
I'm gonna slap that sucker silly for alienation of affection! If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know who it was! Chocolate covered yellow peril!

Laura Charles:
You sure look like a master to me.

Sho'nuff:
Who is the master?

Leroy Green:
I am.

Angela:
Oh Eddie! Your all wet!

Leroy Green:
Move-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's Pizza!

Sho'nuff:
Well, well, well. If it isn't the serious, elusive, Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this Leroy. I am sick and tired of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the wassa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.

Richie:
I'm tellin' you pop. The boys an awkward. Stupid old clothes, won't mess with any babes... People talk you know.

Mama Green:
Richard, leave your brother alone.

Richie:
I can't help it if he's weird. Your weird man! Really weird!

Eddie Arcadian:
Where are you gonna go, Angie? Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits!

Angela:
And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.

Transvestite:
Don't hurt that face baby! Don't hurt that face!

Leroy Green:
The truth will be revealed only to eyes unclouded by desire.

Sho'nuff:
It's mumbo jumbo like that and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the Last Dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name.