Laurel-Hardy Murder Case 
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Oliver: Where were you born?
Stanley: I don't know.
Oliver: Fancy not knowing where you were born!
Stanley: Well, I was too young to remember.
Oliver: Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?
Stanley: Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?
Oliver: Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?
Stanley: No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.
Oliver: Was he building a house?
Stanley: No, they were hanging him.
Stanley: Three million dollars! Is that as much as a thousand?
Oliver: Why, man alive! It's TWICE as much!
Stanley: Gee whiz!