Michelle:
There's road kill all over Texas.

Tex:
So? How do you like Texas?

Alfredo:
I'm gonna service you real good babe.

Alfredo:
It's Armageddon! It's Armageddon you bitch! Godammit!

Tex:
Come on sweetheart. Let's see what you got.

Benny:
The fuck is wrong with you people? Why don't you leave us alone?

Tex:
We're hungry.

Benny:
You never heard of pizza?

Ryan:
Do you hear what I'm saying man? We're being hunted!

Mama:
Junior loves them private parts. We knows what to do with them parts. Cut my own out years ago, I did.

Alfredo:
Is it soup yet?

Benny:
Yeah, militant lumberjacks - I see 'em all the time.

Tinker:
Technology is our friend.

Tinker:
I'll be in hell for breakfast.