Kate Houghton:
Who has *dynamite*?

Daffy Duck:
Welcome to *my* world.

Marvin the Martian:
You tricked me!

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what's up, Darth?

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'.

Elmer Fudd:
Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil.

Daffy Duck:
That's showbiz for ya!

Elmer Fudd:
Now, unhand the card; so I can pwease my dark masters!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, well... it's five o' clock somewhere.

Kate Houghton:
If you touch one more thing...

Bugs Bunny:
Shhh... I'm about to defy you.

Daffy Duck:
Sell all my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die!

Kate Houghton:
I need you to eject this duck.

DJ Drake:
Lady, this is Daffy Duck.

Kate Houghton:
Not anymore; we own the name.

Daffy Duck:
Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.

Kate Houghton:
So, what do we do? We team you up with a hot female co-star!

Bugs Bunny:
Usually...

Bugs Bunny:
*I* play the female love interest!

Kate Houghton:
Okay, about the crossdressing thing - then, funny; now, disturbing.

Bugs Bunny:
Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other.

Marvin the Martian:
A mission? I'm all a-tingle!

Mr. Chairman:
This is unacceptable. We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME goods... when three-year-olds work for so much less...

Acme VP, Child Labor:
But they require naps, sir.

Mr. Chairman:
Put double espresso in their sippy cups.

Mr. Chairman:
There is a DUCK in the middle of the map. Remove the DUCK.

Daffy Duck:
You live with Daddy?

DJ Drake:
Well, yeah, only... temporarily...

Daffy Duck:
Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.

Porky Pig:
F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny!

Porky Pig:
It's a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct.

Speedy Gonzales:
You're telling me.

DJ Drake:
This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stunt double.

Daffy Duck:
You? A stunt double? Please.

DJ Drake:
No, it's true. Didya ever see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is!

Yosemite Sam:
Yikes!

Yosemite Sam:
Dadburn slapstick cliché!

Daffy Duck:
How many galoshes died to make *that* little number?

Daffy Duck:
That's not boxing. Bite his ear.

Beaky Buzzard:
That's right, I'm a vicious bird of prey.

Bugs Bunny:
Daff never misses a cue.

Daffy Duck:
I'm afraid the brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol, or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque.

Shaggy:
What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!

Matthew Lillard:
I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character.

Shaggy:
If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after ya!

Scooby Doo:
Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack!

Mother:
How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?

DJ Drake:
My dad told me.

Mother:
Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?

Yosemite Sam:
Outta my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.

DJ Drake:
Dad, I think we should move.

Damien Drake:
What's wrong with Beverly Hills?

DJ Drake:
I meant from this spot.

Bugs Bunny:
I'm tellin ya, Daffy, I heard the Warner Brothers say that you were their best duck.

Daffy Duck:
Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not, in order for you to get the laughs! It's all "woo-hoo, yuk yuk", and then "wham, bam, blam!"

Bugs Bunny:
And your tail's on fire.

Daffy Duck:
Exactly my point! I...

Bugs Bunny:
No, I mean your tail's on fire.

Bugs Bunny:
Daff, you're accident prone.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, what am I talking to you for? All you have to do is munch on a carrot and people love you.

Bugs Bunny:
I think we scratched it.

Daffy Duck:
Who cares, it's a rental.

Daffy Duck:
What a fantastic view.

Bugs Bunny:
Unless you're in the audience in which case you've been staring at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds.

Bugs Bunny:
I'd like to thank Wal-mart for giving us all this free wal-mart stuff just for saying wal-mart so many times.

Bugs Bunny:
All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'.

Kate Houghton:

Daffy Duck:
Aye!

Daffy Duck:
Mother!

Spy Car Computer:
Taking you to Mother!

DJ Drake:
Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog?

Damien Drake:
Yeah?

DJ Drake:
I got one!

Bugs Bunny:
So this is Area 51?

Mother:
No.

Bugs Bunny:
The secret goverment base?

Mother:
No.

Bugs Bunny:
Where they keep all the aliens?

Mother:
No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true nature of this facility.

DJ Drake:
Which is?

Mother:
Area 52.

Marvin the Martian:
Earthlings have no sense of direction!

Daffy Duck:
Well, what do you know, he fell for it. I guess I owe you $5!

Daffy Duck:
Say, that's the stuff from my office.

Mr. Warner:
You don't have an office.

Mr. Warner's Brother:
Not any more.

Daffy Duck:
Symbolically, this is bad. Come on, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? You can't fire me. I'm too young and tender to retire.

Kate Houghton:
Let me escort you out.

Daffy Duck:
Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry... especially when it's a girl.

Kate Houghton:
You are going to put him back, right? 'Cause I can't return to LA with duck soup.

Mother:
We do have the resources to reconstitute the body. The mind, though, will remain a gooey mess.

Daffy Duck:
Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens.

DJ Drake:
Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous.

Daffy Duck:
Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed.

Bugs Bunny:
Is that a mirage, or just product placement?

Daffy Duck:
Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!

DJ Drake:
Is this your idea?

Kate Houghton:
The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.

Mother:
DJ, I've known you since you were this big.

Mother:
That's... that's not really possible. Must have been a photo.

Mr. Chairman:
My God, man. You've done nothing but screw up since day one. You've walked off mesas. You've been smashed by boulders. You've been runned over by diesel trucks. And don't blame the equipment. The equipment is good. It's Acme equipment. You're a coyote. Be wily.

Bugs Bunny:
Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell-O mold.

Daffy Duck:
Relax sister, I don't know the meaning of the word "fear"

Yosemite Sam:
Say yer payers, Duck!

Daffy Duck:
Fear: noun. A state of terror!

Kate Houghton:
There are some aspects of the script that need work. There's no heart, no cooperation, no one learns anything...

Bugs Bunny:
Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.

Daffy Duck:
Why, D.J.? Why you? Why wasn't it me? - Just academic curiosity, you understand.

DJ Drake:
What brings you to Las Vegas. You ran out of people to fire in LA?

Kate Houghton:
You stole my duck.

Daffy Duck:
Your duck? Bah! I belong to the world.

DJ Drake:
You know what? You can have him.

Daffy Duck:
I don't know the meaning of the word fear.

Yosemite Sam:
Say your prayers, duck!

Daffy Duck:
Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah!

Mother:
So, what were we discussing? Is this about those giant ants?

Kate Houghton:
Giant ants?

Mother:
Because they aren't really ants... anymore.

Daffy Duck:
Yipes! Illegal aliens!