Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String 
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Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!