Mia:
Don't ask because I'll be forced to bore you to death with the details of my tortured existence.

Ari:
My motto is you should make a point of trying everything once, except incest... and folkdancing.

Alice:
Now that I realize I've just been suffering from a simple psychotic depression, I feel strangely empowered.

Mia:
I just wish you'd tell me when you're planning to be more independent.

Michael:
Love is always dangerous.

Alice:
I'm in the midst of doing my thesis.

Ari:
What on?

Alice:
Doris Day as feminist warrior.

Alice:
Intuition and romantic fatalism shouldn't be taken lightly.

Ari:
I used to think love is the delusion that one woman differs from the other, but maybe that was the delusion.