Love and Other Catastrophes 
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Mia: Don't ask because I'll be forced to bore you to death with the details of my tortured existence.
Ari: My motto is you should make a point of trying everything once, except incest... and folkdancing.
Alice: Now that I realize I've just been suffering from a simple psychotic depression, I feel strangely empowered.
Mia: I just wish you'd tell me when you're planning to be more independent.
Michael: Love is always dangerous.
Alice: I'm in the midst of doing my thesis.
Ari: What on?
Alice: Doris Day as feminist warrior.
Alice: Intuition and romantic fatalism shouldn't be taken lightly.
Ari: I used to think love is the delusion that one woman differs from the other, but maybe that was the delusion.