P.D. Smith, Ruby City Mortician:
Mr. Badger!

Frank Badger, sheep farmer:
Yeah, what? What the matter?

P.D. Smith, Ruby City Mortician:
It's about Little Jo!

Frank Badger, sheep farmer:
Well, speak up, man! What about him!

P.D. Smith, Ruby City Mortician:
He was a woman!

Frank Badger:
Do you think he's going to make it?

Ruth Badger:
Well, he's got one foot on the other side.

Little Jo Monaghan:
Why can't we live as we are?

Frank Badger:
Little Jo, you are the unfriendliest fella I ever met, and frankly quite pecular.

Shopkeeper:
It's against the law to dress improper to your own sex.

Little Jo Monaghan:
Yes, ma'am.