Meet Me After the Show 
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Jeff Ames: I whipped her into shape with my bare hands!
Tim Wayne: You did? *Nice* job!
Tilly: Mrs. Ames, if you sit around here much longer, moss will be growing on your north side.
Delilah Lee: Take your fingers out of your mouth, buster, and speak up. I wouldn't bite you... even if you appealed to me.