Phillip:
Only you could drag me to something like this. It's not so easy to get out of the house.

Cavanaugh:
You just open the door, and you're out!

Solly:
I said let's switch partners. It was my idea, right? Ok. We did it. It wasn't the first time. Only this time, she was moaning with love.

Harold:
Did it ruin your weekend?

Solly:
It was terrible, man. I lost my erection.

Solly:
I left and my wife comes running after, 'Solly! Solly Berliner!' She said, it's not her fault. It was my idea. I hit her, I said, that's my idea too!

Cavanaugh:
Go ahead. Pick up the phone. Make an ass of yourself.

Cavanaugh:
Hello, Hannah! I got laid tonight. Is that ok with you, darling?