Banger Sisters

Suzette:
Oh, Harry, you may never sh*t again.

Lavinia:
I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.

Lavinia:
I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like A FLOWER.

Ginger:
He failed me for NO REASON.

Lavinia:
It says here you ran a red light.

Ginger:
Mom, as if I'd do that in a test.

Hannah:
Mom caught me and Jules in the pool together.

Ginger:
So?

Hannah:
We weren't swimming.

Suzette:
You're spoiled brats. Okay, what's this?

Ginger:
A banana hammock.

Suzette:
A banana hammock. Not everybody has one of those.

Suzette:
Do the dishes you wash you dry!

Ginger:
Rosa does them.

Suzette:
Rosa who?

Ginger:
I dunno...

Suzette:
You have people wiping your ass and you don't even know their name!

Suzette:
Yup there's hope for Harry... hope for Harry.

Lavinia:
You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?

Suzette:
No they were going at it.

Lavinia:
You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?

Suzette:
No they were f***ing.

Lavinia:
I said we went to college together.

Suzette:
I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!

Jake:
Ah don't let him see you drinking!

Suzette:
I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go f*** himself.