Monster Squad 
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Horace: Wolfman's got nards!
Sean: If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit!
Rudy: You dropped your candy bar, E.J.
E.J.: It's his.
Rudy: It's yours now.
E.J.: Rudy, I'm not gonna...
Rudy: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.
Eugene: Creature stole my twinkie!
Eugene: Is she a versgin?
Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
Scary German Guy: I'll help her!
Sean: Midinight, end of the world, remember!
Dracula: Meeting adjourned.
Rudy: Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?
Patrick: Aww, man, fat kid farted!