Horace:
Wolfman's got nards!

Sean:
If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit!

Rudy:
You dropped your candy bar, E.J.

E.J.:
It's his.

Rudy:
It's yours now.

E.J.:
Rudy!

Rudy:
Eat.

E.J.:
Rudy, I'm not gonna...

Rudy:
Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.

Eugene:
Creature stole my twinkie!

Eugene:
Is she a versgin?

Scary German Guy:
Yes, she can do it!

Patrick:
She can't read, she's five years old!

Scary German Guy:
I'll help her!

Sean:
Midinight, end of the world, remember!

Dracula:
Meeting adjourned.

Rudy:
Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?

Patrick:
Aww, man, fat kid farted!