Dana Cannon:
Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro acid rain rally?

Dana Cannon:
It's like I always say. When the going gets tough, the tough get going in their pants.

Deputy Halik:
You've changed my life! You've taught me a whole new of looking at the law.

Judge Nedra Henderson:
Well come on back to my place. I'll show you a whole new way of looking at my body.

Deputy Halik:
So what's it going to be? Boxing? Karate? Wrestling?

Dana Cannon:
Are you kidding? Look, whimp. You come on as this big macho stong man. How about a real test of strength? How about arm wrestling?

Deputy Halik:
Sounds good Cannon. I happen to be Western Division arm wrestling champ, so don't be suprised when I break your arm in two!

Dana Cannon:
Sounds fair. Come on, dickhead!

Wink Barnes:
Ok I got it! First we kill him, then we cut off his face!

Dana Cannon:
Wink, you're a sick man. I thought you should know that.

Judge Nedra Henderson:
Are you going to be a good boy?

Deputy Halik:
Yes, mommy, yes!

Scott Greeber:
I hit a casket with a puppet stage. What am I doing here?