Draggle:
We wouldn't lie.

Hydia:
I told you I don't care if you lie, just not to me!

Molly:
It's the ugliest thing I've seen!

Danny:
Reminds me of your friend Laurie.

Molly:
Does not!

Hydia:
It's time you two do-nothings DID something!

Draggle:
Uh... I pulled the wings off a fly last week!

Hydia:
Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You just aren't bad enough for your own good!

Hydia:
Why can't you be mean, like Aunt Eureka? She fed her victims till they almost burst! Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika. She always did her best to do her worst!

Hydia:
We're witches, wizards and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase doorlocks! We've turned princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine! We've never been accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we're divine!

Hydia:
One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero!

Draggle:
Why, Reeka dear, you look a little pale! I fear you aren't feeling at your best! I hope you haven't come down with a chill... Perhaps you need to take a little rest!

Hydia:
You... you... you clumsy pea-brain! Look what you've done!

Draggle:
It doesn't... I mean... you were going to throw it in anyway, weren't you?

Hydia:
Oh... it's not the same!

Hydia:
Gorgeous! Ponyland is turning dark, dank, and dreary! The little ponies are doomed!

Draggle:
Then we'll be all alone up here.

Hydia:
Splendid! We don't need anybody else!

Draggle:
Reeka's right, the smooze worked without it!

Hydia:
Without what?

Draggle:
Uh oh!

Hydia:
Without what?

Draggle:
Nothing!

Hydia:
Then EAT!

Draggle:
Well... well... well... when we got the stuff to make the Smooze, we uh, we uh, we forgot the phlume!

Hydia:
You forgot the PHLUME?

Draggle:
Y'know, maybe we should get a room! Maybe it's time to move out, get a place of our own!

Hydia:
Return to the volcano! It's our only chance!

Draggle:
I thought we didn't need anybody else! Is that another lie?

Hydia:
Now in order to make the Smooze, we'll need a few things...

Hydia:
Go get 'em!