Superintendent:
It's a country station, rather off the beaten track.

William Porter:
Oh, I don't mind, as long as it's near the railway.

William Porter:
Well, you see madam, it's like this. If I tap the wheel with this hammer and the wheel goes clang, then I know that the wheel's there.

William Porter:
Well, then I know that the train's gone!

Postman:
You're wasting your time.

Porter:
Well, what are you doing?

Postman:
Just watching you wasting your time.

Jeremiah Harbottle:
Next train's gone!