David Poole:
Gilman, may I remind you that I have friends who have absolutely no regard for the sanctity of human life? I pick up the phone, I have your head in a bag on my desk tomorrow morning.

David Poole:
Deal. And, uh, Gilman? I'd still have somebody taste your food.

Capt. T.C. Doyle:
You slept with the wife of General "Kill-'em-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out" Richardson?

David Poole:
I thought it was his daughter.

Capt. T.C. Doyle:
Oh yeah, he would've been fine with that.

Capt. T.C. Doyle:
Does anybody else here know how to work an elephant?

Harvey (H.A.) Ashford:
I was in love with a fat woman once, but she never listened to me.