Chief! Ya know that guy whose camper they were whackin' off in?
Bork, you're a federal agent! You represent the United States Government! Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Oh, uh... Ya know that guy in whose camper they... I... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
That cheap-ass! Alright I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him.
You want us to do a guy? No way!
I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.
I'm appointing you honorary agents in the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms.
Whoa! Huh huh, alcohol and tobacco?
Yeah and firearms.
Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
Yeah, we're in the bureau of beer and fire, and cigarettes, and maybe some chicks too.
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