Junior:
She's like a cockroach what turned into a butterfly!

Joy Boy:
Does it still kinda get you right here?

Joy Boy:
What's with her?

Dave the Dude:
Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.

Joy Boy:
Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.

Spanish Consul:
Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to be proven an imbecile.

Butler:
Nobody arrives first, sir. They all arrive last.