Pocketful of Miracles 
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Junior: She's like a cockroach what turned into a butterfly!
Joy Boy: Does it still kinda get you right here?
Joy Boy: What's with her?
Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.
Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.
Spanish Consul: Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to be proven an imbecile.
Butler: Nobody arrives first, sir. They all arrive last.