Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol 
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Zed: Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.
Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
Zed: People just don't understand me.
Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too?
Mahoney: Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?
Proctor: I mentioned that, just last week.
Proctor: Gee, sir, I thought you could only get contempt of court for opening your mouth!