Zed:
Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

Captain Harris:
Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

Zed:
People just don't understand me.

Laura:
Maybe if you talk slower...

Zed:
No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too?

Mahoney:
Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?

Proctor:
I mentioned that, just last week.

Proctor:
Gee, sir, I thought you could only get contempt of court for opening your mouth!