Captain Thaddeus Harris:
Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?

Lieutenant Talinsky:
Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.

Captain Thaddeus Harris:
It was your government that brought us here!

Lieutenant Talinsky:
They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!

Callahan:
Everything about me... is real