Prince of Pennsylvania 
Buy this movie now
Rupert Marshetta: "You hid the money in the Port-a-Johnny!"
Gary Marshetta: "You know those things are damn near indestructable. Come nuclear holocaust, there will be two things left in this world... cockroaches, and god damned portable shithouses!"
Jack Sike: I vote no.
Rupert Marshetta: You don't vote in my revolution.
Rupert Marshetta: I used to be a prince.
Gary Marshetta: Your oldest son is half an hour late.
Pam Marshetta: He was three weeks late being born.
Gary Marshetta: I didn't think it was funny then, either.
Carla Headlee: You are like some stray dog I never should have fed.
Rupert: The Bahamas, what does it look like?
Rupert Marshetta: We offend the common rabble with our truth.
Carla Headlee: Most of the time you're in a fantasy world, Rupert.
Rupert Marshetta: Most of the time, you're stoned.
Carla Headlee: I got my reasons.
Rupert Marshetta: Name twelve.