Prisoner of Second Avenue 
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Mel: I haven't had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I'd known I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid.
Edna: Why you havin pain's in your chest?
Mel: Because I don't have a job! Because I don't have a suit to wear. Because I'm having a God-damned nervous breakdown and they didn't even leave me with a decent pair of pajamas.
Mel: Son's of bitches!!!! Dirty rotten bastards!!!!! You heard me (gesture's middle finger)
Mel: I've been here for three hours Harry... so far I got poison ivy, got chewed up by gnats, laid down in manuare, and your dog piddled all over my car... so I haven't really had a lot of time for rural ecstasy.
Mel: Could we turn all of these off, it looks like a night game at Shea Stadium!
Mel: Respect my ass!
Mel: God... God... God... God...
Edna: Can't you sleep?
Mel: If I could sleep would I be laying here calling God at 2:00 in the morning?
Mel: Oh am I gonna get that guy Jacoby! I know exactly what time he comes home.
Mel: Drunk on what? They took the liquor!