Private Function, A 
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Joyce Chilvers: I think sexual intercourse is in order, Gilbert.
Dr. Charles Swaby: In Westminster Abbey tomorrow morning, a young couple are getting married of a purity and a nobility scum like you just can't comprehend.
Joyce Chilvers: I want a future that lives up to my past.
Dr. Charles Swaby: Now, under this National Health Service, any poorly little pillock can come into my surgery and say "I'm ill! Treat me!" Honestly, sometimes I wonder what the last war was FOR.