Tom Baxter:
You make love without fading out?

Tom Baxter:
Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie began.

Cecilia:
I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything.

The Countess:
Go with the real guy, honey, we're limited.

Rita:
Go with Tom! He's got no flaws!

Delilah:
Go with SOMEBODY, child, 'cause I's gettin' bored.

Tom Baxter:
Cecilia, it's clear how miserable you are with your husband. And if he hits you again, you tell me. I'd be forced to knock his teeth out.

Cecilia:
I don't think that'd be such a good idea. He's big.

Tom Baxter:
I'm sorry. It's written into my character to do it, so I do it.

Tom Baxter:
I don't get hurt or bleed, hair doesn't muss; it's one of the advantages of being imaginary.

Tom Baxter:
I was thinking about some very deep things. About God and his relation with Irving Saks and R.H. Levine. And I was thinking about life in general. The origin of everything we see about us. The finality of death; how almost magical it seems in the real world, as opposed to the world of celluloid and flickering shadows.

The Countess:
I'm a genuine countess with a lot of dough, and if that's your wife she's a tub of guts.

Gil's Agent:
Tom Baxter's come down off the screen and he's running around New Jersey!... Nobody knows how it happened, but he's done it.

Gil Shepherd:
How can he do that? It's not physically possible!

Gil's Agent:
In New Jersey anything can happen.

Jason:
What are you people doing here? We can't continue the story 'til Tom gets back.

Rita:
Oh yeah, well we're not human.

The Countess:
You know what they get for rape in a small town? Especially by a man in a pith helmet?

Tom Baxter:
It's so impulsive, but... I'll come. Why not? What's life without a little risk taking? Who knows?

Monk:
All right, go ahead. Just see how far you get. Go on, go on. You won't last. You'll see how it is in the real world. Go on. You'll come back. You're just bluff. You're all phony. You'll be back. It may take a week, it may take an hour, but you'll be back.

Rita:
This is just disgusting! I am an heiress and I don't have to put up with this!

Henry:
No! No! Don't turn the projector off! No! No! It gets black and we disappear!

Jason:
I'm bored with sitting around. I'm a dramatic character. I need forward motion.

Reporter:
If he turns off the projector, you're liable to strand this, this Tom Baxter out in the world someplace. You want an extra guy running around?

Mr. Hirsch's Lawyer:
As your lawyer, I advise you to get control of it fast. A character from one of your productions on the loose? Who knows what he's capable of? Robbery? Murder? I see lawsuits.

Tom Baxter:
I guess I have to get a job. Cecilia (Mia Farrow) That's not gonna be so easy either. Right now the whole country's out of work. Tom Baxter Well then, we'll live on love. We'll have to make some concessions, but so what? We'll have each other. Cecilia That's movie talk.

Larry:
I want to go too! I wanna be free! I want out! Raoul Hirsch (Alexander H. Cohen) I'm warning you, that's Communist talk!