Abby Arcane:
Immortality? Yuk! What did you do, sell your soul to the devil?

Dr. Anton Arcane:
More like a lease with an option to buy.

Abby Arcane:
Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing?

Swamp Thing:
No, I'm a bachelor.

Swamp Thing:
Me? Your Boyfriend?

Abby Arcane:
Why not?

Swamp Thing:
You said it yourself: I'm a plant.

Abby Arcane:
That's okay, I'm a vegetarian.