Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman 
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Jaime Sommers: Fortress? They look like a bunch of tired mercenaries that ran out of countries to fight in.
Jim Castillian: So, have you thought about that drink?
Trisha Sullivan: I've thought of nothing else.
Jaime Sommers: I'm a friend of your father.
Michael Austin: You just lost two points.
Jaime Sommers: So did you.
Oscar Goldman: So what did you tell him?
Steve Austin: I gave him the basic idea. He thinks bionics are cool.
Jaime Sommers: What a lovely invitation. I'm afraid I'm a little late for work.
Jaime Sommers: What do you want?
Michael Austin: So, what are you gonna do about it?
Jaime Sommers: That is none of your business.
Michael Austin: You don't know do ya?
Jaime Sommers: Leave me alone you little brat!
Oscar Goldman: Thirty second mile! I'm telling the Olympics committee.
Steve Austin: What did Brubaker say about me?
Michael Austin: He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck.
Steve Austin: Well, punch him in the mouth.
Michael Austin: I did.
Jaime Sommers: I run. In fact I'll race you to the end of the park.
Michael Austin: I'm not sure I can cruise sub-sonic anymore. I'll give you a head-start.
Jaime Sommers: Gee, your such a pal.
Jim Castillian: So, your the six-million dollar man.
Steve Austin: Probably thirty-four by now.
Steve Austin: Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.
Jaime Sommers: I sure hope you had yours when you went through that window yesterday.
Jaime Sommers: So, how was your date last night?
Carol: Great! It took til desert for him to figure out I was blind. I'm so bad I asked him what it felt like to be on a real blind date.
Jaime Sommers: Shame on you!
Steve Austin: So why hasn't the aging process caught up with you Rudy? Have you been using some of these bionic parts?
Dr. Rudy Wells: No one will ever know.
Michael Austin: Why didn't you tell me?
Jaime Sommers: Because it was secret. It happened a long time ago. I was in a sky-diving accident and your father made the same life or death decision for me. That's the closeness you feel. That's what binds us together.
Tom Brubaker: Hey! What's shakin'? The name's Tom Brubaker.
Trisha Sullivan: Don't they have any chairs where you come from Mr. Castigan? You must have been raised in the zoo.
Jim Castillian: That's Castillian. With two Ls.
Jim Castillian: She loves me. Just playing hard to get.