Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman

Jaime Sommers:
Fortress? They look like a bunch of tired mercenaries that ran out of countries to fight in.

Jim Castillian:
So, have you thought about that drink?

Trisha Sullivan:
I've thought of nothing else.

Jaime Sommers:
I'm a friend of your father.

Michael Austin:
You just lost two points.

Jaime Sommers:
So did you.

Oscar Goldman:
So what did you tell him?

Steve Austin:
I gave him the basic idea. He thinks bionics are cool.

Jaime Sommers:
What a lovely invitation. I'm afraid I'm a little late for work.

Jaime Sommers:
What do you want?

Michael Austin:
So, what are you gonna do about it?

Jaime Sommers:
That is none of your business.

Michael Austin:
You don't know do ya?

Jaime Sommers:
Leave me alone you little brat!

Oscar Goldman:
Thirty second mile! I'm telling the Olympics committee.

Steve Austin:
What did Brubaker say about me?

Michael Austin:
He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck.

Steve Austin:
Well, punch him in the mouth.

Michael Austin:
I did.

Jaime Sommers:
I run. In fact I'll race you to the end of the park.

Michael Austin:
I'm not sure I can cruise sub-sonic anymore. I'll give you a head-start.

Jaime Sommers:
Gee, your such a pal.

Jim Castillian:
So, your the six-million dollar man.

Steve Austin:
Probably thirty-four by now.

Steve Austin:
Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.

Jaime Sommers:
I sure hope you had yours when you went through that window yesterday.

Jaime Sommers:
So, how was your date last night?

Carol:
Great! It took til desert for him to figure out I was blind. I'm so bad I asked him what it felt like to be on a real blind date.

Jaime Sommers:
Shame on you!

Steve Austin:
So why hasn't the aging process caught up with you Rudy? Have you been using some of these bionic parts?

Dr. Rudy Wells:
No one will ever know.

Michael Austin:
Why didn't you tell me?

Jaime Sommers:
Because it was secret. It happened a long time ago. I was in a sky-diving accident and your father made the same life or death decision for me. That's the closeness you feel. That's what binds us together.

Tom Brubaker:
Hey! What's shakin'? The name's Tom Brubaker.

Trisha Sullivan:
Don't they have any chairs where you come from Mr. Castigan? You must have been raised in the zoo.

Jim Castillian:
That's Castillian. With two Ls.

Jim Castillian:
She loves me. Just playing hard to get.