Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise 
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Ogre: What if uhh... C-A-T, really spelled dog?
Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
Snotty: To truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul.
Lewis Scolnick: What do you think, Gilbert? That I'm some kind of weenie who can't take care of himself. I'll tell you something, man, I'm not that kind of weenie.
Sunny Carstairs: Are you okay, sir?
Tiny: I'm fine. Is my hair okay?
Lamar: I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin.