Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World 
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Dana: I hope those fags don't quiche us again.
Dana: These guys leave this shit in every bathroom in every public park across America. You ask them for a little spoonful and suddenly it's liquid gold.
Steve: We have a tool shed if you'd find it more romantic.
Evan: I'm gonna be a pop music icon, I'm gonna be like Ricky Martin, only gay.
Rick: I don't know about three-ways, I always feel like I'm going to be the one voted off the island.