Levi Rockwell:
Nothing's as good as a midnight pee in the ocean.

Cy Blue Black:
Poor Grandma.

Crow Black:
What?

Cy Blue Black:
Poor Grandma.

Crow Black:
Oh, yeah. Poor Grandma.

Cy Blue Black:
Bad worms.

Jessica Hanson:
What's that little turd up to now?

Max Hanson:
He's just weird.

Dawn Black:
Blue's got this thing. He's psychotic.

Kane Rockwell:
Definitley.

Dawn Black:
No, I mean he's psychic. He knows stuff.

Dwayne Hanson:
I miss the city. The pollution, the crime, the noise. I'm an emotional wreck, I really am.

Levi Rockwell:
Pay attention to Dwayne He's got a new joke he wants to tell us. It's about belly dancers. You're on, Dwayne.

Dwayne Hanson:
Dad, you're putting me on the spot, here. They're going to put tomatoes on yo-yos so they can hit me twice.

Rolo Rockwell:
I can't believe you're leaving right before Dad's party!

Crow Black:
I haven't got time to party, I've gotta go play ball! Besides, I wish you'd all wise up! This isn't Levi's party, look at all this! This is your party! Watch the game! It's dedicated to Dad. So long!