Kevin Haub:
You girls are pretty.

Kevin Haub:
I'm gay though...

Kevin Haub:
Weedworm. How cool.

Agent Madsen, Trooper:
We're gonna cut the head off the Dope Snake. And watch it writhe around - in its own feces, blood and mucus. Dragging its entrails. Making concentric circles in the sand - before it expires.

Dick Murphy:
Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird.

Honey:
So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?

Dave Murphy:
World's

Dave Murphy:
largest corn silo.

Honey:
Really? It's here in Kansas?

Dave Murphy:
Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.

Dinkadoo Murphy:
That goat doesn't look right...

Dick Murphy:
I hate goats. They're weird.