Rolling Kansas 
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Kevin Haub: You girls are pretty.
Kevin Haub: I'm gay though...
Kevin Haub: Weedworm. How cool.
Agent Madsen, Trooper: We're gonna cut the head off the Dope Snake. And watch it writhe around - in its own feces, blood and mucus. Dragging its entrails. Making concentric circles in the sand - before it expires.
Dick Murphy: Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird.
Honey: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?
Dave Murphy: World's
Dave Murphy: largest corn silo.
Honey: Really? It's here in Kansas?
Dave Murphy: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.
Dinkadoo Murphy: That goat doesn't look right...
Dick Murphy: I hate goats. They're weird.