Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.
Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...
Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.
In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.
We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.
From your perspective, that must be a compliment of monumental proportions.
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