He's not a real guy, Sam! Can I keep his head for a souvenir? Why do you suppose its ticking?
That's no head, Max! It's one damned ugly timebomb! Let's leave this criminal cesspool pronto!
Good idea, Sam. Maybe we can ditch the head somewhere while the credits are running. Mind if I drive?
Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
Sam, is "pronto" a real word?
"If laid out from end to end, the twine would stretch from here to the far side of Jupiter. Also, scientists predict that by 2053 the sheer weight of the ball will push Earth out of its orbit, on a collision course with the sun."
Good thing my life expectancy's only six years.
Way to take the short view, little buddy.
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