Wimbledon

Lizzie Bradbury:
Hit this one, and I'll sleep with you.

Lizzie Bradbury:
Too bad. You could've used the workout.

Peter Colt:
You really are a wanker!

Carl Colt:
Harsh... but fair.

Peter Colt:
ELEVENTH!

Peter Colt:
Once ranked eleventh in the world

Peter Colt:
Ajay Bhatt, ever heard of him?

Dieter Prohl:
yeah yeah yeah- sitting over here

Peter Colt:
oh my god!... shouldnt he be off studying masturbation somewhere?...

Peter Colt:
F*** a duck.

Peter Colt:
My parents are still together, which proves that love isn't just blind, it's bloody stupid.

Lizzie Bradbury:
Where do you come down on the whole "fooling around before a match" issue?

Peter Colt:
Well, that's a very intriguing question

Lizzie Bradbury:
'Cause I think a little fooling around can be really good for your game. You know, help you relax.

Peter Colt:
Um, I'm not sure I've done enough reasearch to have a definitive opinion.

Lizzie Bradbury:
That's very sad.

Peter Colt:
Yes, it is, isn't it

Lizzie Bradbury:
It is... very sad...

Peter Colt:
Don't get me wrong: I'm

Peter Colt:
very interested in doing the necessary research. Very intered in in doing the necessary research. Are you?

Lizzie Bradbury:
I'm interested.

Carl Colt:
Might wanna change the sheets...

Country Club Tennis Lady:
Some young men I find have a stamina that's really quite deceptive.