The Narrows

Mike Manadoro:
Gina Abrutzi - my girl friend. She says she'll quit smoking the day I ask her to marry me. So, on top of everything else, I cause lung cancer.

Mike Manadoro:
I work in the typical car service crew. Evenly split between the retired, and the retarded.

Vinny Manadoro:
[father-son conversation] He owns you now.

Kathy Popovich:
[date conversation] My mother's a psychiatrist, so...

Mike Manadoro:
What does your, uh, what does your mom say about you?

Kathy Popovich:
That I'm a classic borderline histrionic, cerebral narcissist.