Total Drama Island

Eva:
How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It stank! [Evil Theme Music with Fiery Backgrounds] Although my anger management problems did improve a bit.

Lindsay:
Are you Tyler? [Hit with a piece of meat]

Courtney:
I don't care how nice this place is. I don't deserve to be here. After I was kicked off, I found out exactly what went on the night I was eliminated.

Harold:
[Flashback] Harold: Let's see how you like it when someone messes with you're love life! [Changes votes]

Courtney:
It was all Harold's fault! I should be in the final five right now! When I find that little twerp, I'm gonna grap hold of him and wring his skinny, awkward little neck! You hear me Harold? I know you're hiding here somewhere! He has to come out sometime, and when he does, he's gonna get it!

Courtney:
I'm in the middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition. These people are witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!

Trent:
Didn't see a thing man.

D.J.:
You got me.

Noah:
Must've missed that episode.

Katie:
What's she talking about?

Eva:
Didn't see it, don't care.

Courtney:
But you all know what happened!

Ezekiel:
Give him a break, eh. I was kicked off in the first- [Hit with lamppost]

Lindsay:
You just would've been kicked off in another episode. No one liked you that much.

Courtney:
That is so not true! Everyone likes me! I used to be a CIT! [Hit with coconut] This is a coconut. We're in Muskoka people! If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct! [Snow lands on her] Ow! [Sled comes down with eskimo]

Chris:
We told the campers that they'll be staying in a five star resort so if they seem a little t-od, thats probably why.

Lindsay:
Excuse me, Kyle, can I get a cabin with a lakeside view because I'm the prettiest?

Chris:
Okay, you are, but that's not how we do things here.