Ultimate Avengers

Bruce Banner:
Any questions? Any questions not about the Hulk?

Nick Fury:
Just show me what you got, Hank.

[Hanks grows into Giant Man]

Giant Man:
Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.

Iron Man:
Uh, sorry, folks. That's all for today. I'm late for a tune-up.

Nick Fury:
We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?

Thor:
This. [belches] And this. [belches]

Hulk:
This is my fight! Stay out of it!

[referring about Thor]

Giant Man:
Who's the chick with the hammer?

Iron Man:
Whoever she is, I'm glad she's on our side.

[in a battle with the Hulk]

Giant Man:
You're still a little man, Banner. Now, knock it off or I'm gonna squish you.

Captain America:
[about the Hulk] Hank, Iron Man! Slow him down!

Iron Man:
[sarcastically] Sure, no problem.

Nick Fury:
A lot has changed, son.

Steve Rogers:
Did... did we win?

Nick Fury:
We did.

Tony Stark:
[to Natalia] Are you really Russian, or are you just trying to make an impression?

Tony Stark:
Let's start with your name.

Black Widow:
Not here. In private.

Tony Stark:
Is this private enough?

Black Widow:
Natalia... Romanoff.

Tony Stark:
As in the Black Widow?

Nick Fury:
I prefer to call her my Number One.

Tony Stark:
[to Natalia] I'm free for nightcaps later. Interested? You can bring your gun.

Nick Fury:
We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.

Janet Pym:
A team for what? Superhuman softball?

Thor:
[after knocking Hulk back with his hammer] Rock giants crumble under the blow of the mighty Mjolnir. I fear this brute won't be as obliging.

Thor:
...and though we are but peaceful protesters, do not assume that we cannot be provoked.

Thor:
[Whale hunter shoots at Thor]

Thor:
Like that!