USA High

Ashley:
Take it off! Take it all off!

Ms. Dupree:
Ashley, that's your father!

Ashley:
Oh. Put it on! Put it all back on!

Christian Mueller:
A friend who takes off their pants for you is a friend wearing no pants.

Christian Mueller:
Guilt - it does a body good.

Winnie Barnes:
I heard that you have a better chance of winning the lottery than you do getting struck by lightning.

Ashley Elliot:
I've been struck by lightning twice.

Lauren Fontaine:
That explains a whole lot, Ashley.

Jackson Green:
Um, Ashley, when I said "Watch out for that squirrel," I didn't mean "Run into that brick wall."

Ashley Elliot:
Lauren, did you see that episode of "The Brady Bunch" where Bobby and Cindy are on the see-saw?

Lauren Fontaine:
Yes, why?

Ashley Elliot:
It was really good.

Ashley Elliot:
I cannot live with you anymore.

Winnie Barnes:
Well, start packing, girl!

Ashley Elliot:
I'm not moving out. Please. That's so juvenile. [stands up] I'm putting a line down the middle of the room!

Winnie Barnes:
This is completely ridiculous.

Ashley Elliot:
Nonsense. I've seen it on television a million times, and it always works! [pulls out a roll of tape drammatically] First, there was the Great Wall of China. [stretches the tape drammatically] Then, the Berlin Wall. [stretches the tape even more] Then, there was WalMart... [sets the tape down]... Where I bought this tape.

Ashley Elliot:
Der Affe meines Onkels ist sehr krank. [Subtitle: My uncle's monkey is very sick]