Venom

Venom:
Eddie...

Eddie:
WHO SAID THAT?!

Eddie:
What do you want from me?

Venom:
You'll find out.

Eddie:
We cannot just... hurt people.

Venom:
Look into my eyes, Eddie. The way I see it, we can do whatever we want. Do we have a deal?

(from his apartment, Brock's ungodly noisy neighbor Ziggy starts playing music at nearly maximum volume, provoking both Brock and the Symbiote inside him. Then, Brock rapidly knocks on the neighbor's door)

Ziggy:
Yeah?

Eddie Brock:
(panting) Hey, can you turn your music down please? Because I'm having a really bad night.

Ziggy:
Whatever. (Brock, as a semi-mutated Venom, growls at him and Ziggy panics) Yeah, sure man, I'll just... turn it right down.

Eddie Brock:
Thank you. Thank you.

Eddie:
OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA DIE!

Venom:
WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!

Eddie:
What the hell are you?

Venom:
I am Venom. And you are mine.

Eddie:
You bit somebody's head off!

Venom:
Fuel in the tank. Listen carefully, Eddie. You did not find us, we found you. Think of yourself as my ride!

Eddie:
Where are you going?

Venom:
We need Carlton Drake's rocket. You remember him.

Eddie:
How do you even know about that?

Venom:
I know everything, Eddie. Everything about you.

Eddie:
How?

Venom:
I am inside your head. You are a loser, Eddie.

Eddie:
Are you gonna... are you gonna eat anybody else?

Venom:
Most likely.

Eddie:
Oh, God...

Venom:
That is why we are here. Cooperate, and you might just survive. That is the deal.

(Drake is talking to Riot)

Drake:
Your friends... the others, I apologize, I tried to keep them alive.

Riot:
There are more of us.... millions more. They will follow wherever I lead.

Drake:
Wherever we lead.

Riot:
Yes... we. But first, we must retrieve him.

Drake:
I can take care of that.

(Venom confronts Riot in a spacecraft)

Riot:
VENOM, GET IN THE ROCKET!

Venom:
NO! WE WON'T LET YOU DESTROY THIS WORLD!

Riot:
THEN DIE!

(after stopping Riot, they fall over the fire from the rocket's explosion)

Venom:
(detaching from Eddie and forming an parachute) Goodbye, Eddie.

Eddie Brock:
Venom! NOOO!!! (Venom seemingly burns to ashes while Eddie falls into the sea)

Dapper Dog Walker:
Hey. Don't give up on her. Either of you.

Eddie Brock:
We won't.

Venom:
Who was THAT guy? (notices the dog) Wait, this thing looks delicious.

Eddie Brock:
I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if we do, we're gonna have to have some rules, alright? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want.

Venom:
I cannot?

Eddie Brock:
No, you cannot. Alright, we need to reiterate this: there are good people in this world, a lot of them, and then there are bad people. You have to tell the difference. The deal is you will only ever be allowed to touch, harm, hurt, possibly, very possibly, eat very, very bad people. But never, ever, ever good people. Alright?

Venom:
Fine.

Eddie Brock:
Good.

Venom:
But how does one tell the difference?

Eddie Brock:
Oh, it's super simple. You can intuit it, you can sense it. Sometimes, you can even feel it.

Venom:
Whatever you say. But can we get something to eat now? Otherwise, your liver is starting to look really, really good, and juicy...

Eddie Brock:
Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I know a place down here.

(in Mrs. Chen's shop, Brock and Venom confront the thug trying to rob her for the second time)

Venom:
Bad guy, right?

Eddie Brock:
Yep. [Venom uses his tendrils to disarm the thug and storms over, looming over the man]

Venom:
You come in here, again... in fact, you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people, and we will find you and eat both your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?

Thug:
Please...

Venom:
Yes. So, you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you, rolling down the street! Like a turd... in the wind... Do you feel me?

Thug:
What the hell are you?

Venom:
[half of face rolls back to expose Eddie; both speak at the same time] We... are Venom. [face rolls forward] On second thought...

Thug:
Please...

[Venom lunges, biting the thug's head off]

Mrs. Chen:
[stunned] Eddie, what was that?!

Eddie Brock:
Oh, I have a parasite. Yeah...night, Mrs. Chen. [Eddie exits the shop]

Venom:
[offended] Parasite?!

Eddie Brock:
Yeah, it's a term of endearment.

Venom:
Apologize!

Eddie Brock:
No.

Venom:
APOLOGIZE!

Eddie Brock:
Fine. I'm sorry. So, what'd you wanna do now?

Venom:
The way I see it, WE can do whatever WE want.

[a mid-credits scene:
Brock arrives at a prison to interview the serial killer Cletus Kasady. A close-up reveals a script saying "Welcome Eddie" in his cell in blood. Kasady, handcuffed and held at a small pen, turns his head and smiles at Eddie]

Cletus Kasady:
Hi, Eddie.

Eddie Brock:
Hey, Red.

Cletus Kasady:
Do you mind if we forgo the whole creepy serial killer thing?

Eddie Brock:
Sure, it's good with me.

Cletus Kasady:
I mean, I can turn it on if you want. Talk about the Dadaist patterns of arterial spray.

Eddie Brock:
I bet you can.

Cletus Kasady:
Tough to see you in this light, Eddie. C'mon over.

(Eddie approaches)

Eddie Brock:
Alright. I'm here.

Cletus Kasady:
When I get outta here - and I will - there's gonna be carnage.

(Kasady smiles nastily)

Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock, codename Venom, an ex-investigative journalist who forms an uneasy relationship with a Symbiote who has an attitude problem.

Michelle Williams - Anne Weying, Eddie's ex-fiancée who has a bit of an attitude.

Riz Ahmed - Carlton Drake, codename Riot, the corrupt CEO of the Life Foundation who discovers the Symbiotes Venom and Riot.

Reid Scott - Dan Lewis, a surgeon who wants to help Eddie cope with his Venom situation.

Jenny Slate - Dora Skirth, a doctor at the Life Foundation who discovers that Eddie was right about Carlton Drake the entire time.

Melora Walters - Maria

Scott Haze - Roland Treece

Woody Harrelson - Cletus Kasady

[from trailer]

Eddie:
We cannot just... hurt people.

Venom:
wtf

(after chasing Eddie on a long ride, Treece stands before a badly injured Eddie in the street)

Roland Treece:
You have been a serious pain in the ass for me, Eddie.

Eddie:
Well, you know... I aim to please.

(surprisingly, the Symbiote grabs Treece's neck with its tandril and manifests all around Brock's body, fixing his broken bones and healing his injuries. The Symbiote fully transforms, taking the form of a monstrous creature with large fangs which holds Treece in the air as citizens in background watch in horror)

Venom:
Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.

(Venom starts licking Treece in the face as Treece groans out of disgust. Venom tries to bite Treece, but a mercenary shoots him in the back to no avail. Venom tosses Treece away, lunges at the mercenary and decapitates him with a quick bite)

Officer:
(offscreen) SFPD! Don't move!

(police officers confront Venom, who leaps into the cars and crush them. Then, Venom runs savagely towards the sea and dives in as police officer keep tring to shoot him with little success)

(Eddie sees Riot heading for the rocket)

Eddie Brock:
Oh, Jesus! You can take thus guy, right?

Venom:
He has got sh*t you have never seen!

Eddie Brock:
What does that mean? What are our chances?

Venom:
[Pause] Pretty much zero.

Eddie Brock:
Ah, f*** it. Let's go save the planet.

(Venom confronts Riot in a spacecraft)

Riot:
Venom! Get in the rocket!

Venom:
No! We won't let you destroy this world.

Riot:
Then die!

Ann Weying:
Hey, I'm sorry about Venom.

Eddie Brock:
Hey, um...d-do you wanna talk about that kiss?

Ann Weying:
Oh, that? You call that a ki- no that was...uh...that was...your buddy's idea.

Eddie Brock:
Oh, right, well that is good to know.

Ann Weying:
It did feel kinda great though.

Eddie Brock:
What?

Ann Weying:
I mean, the-

Eddie Brock:
The power?

Ann Weying:
Yeah. When it's- you know.

Eddie Brock:
Inside you?

Ann Weying:
You know what I mean.

Eddie Brock:
Okay.

Ann Weying:
Hey, Eddie?

Eddie Brock:
Hm?

Ann Weying:
We're not gonna tell Dan about this. Okay?

Venom:
Look at her. She has no idea we are going to get her back.

Eddie Brock:
I don't... think so.

Ann Weying:
Sorry, what was that?

Eddie Brock:
We're not gonna tell Dan.

Ann Weying:
Eddie is there something you wanna tell me?

Eddie Brock:
Nope.

Venom:
You belong with us, Annie.

Roland Treece:
Hey, Eddie.

Venom:
Who the hell is this guy?

Roland Treece:
I'm going to need Mr. Drake's property back.

Eddie Brock:
[Eddie puts his hands up] Woh.

Venom:
What are you doing?

Eddie Brock:
I'm putting my hands up.

Venom:
[Forces Eddie's hands down] You are making us look bad.

Eddie Brock:
[forces his hands back up] No, I am not!

Venom:
[forces Eddie's hands down again] Yes, you are!

Eddie Brock:
[puts his hands up again] No, I'm not.

Venom:
[forces his hands down again] Yes, you are!

Eddie Brock:
[puts his hands up] No. I'm not.

Venom:
Why would you do that?

Eddie Brock:
Because it is a very sensible thing to do.

Roland Treece:
Eddie?

Venom:
I will take care of this myself.

Eddie Brock:
What?

Roland Treece:
Eddie, where's the bug? Take him down.

Eddie Brock:
[as Venom fights Drake's men] I'm so sorry about your friends.

Venom:
[After he's finished] Outstanding. Now lets bite off all their heads and pile them up in the corner.

Eddie Brock:
Why would we do that?

Venom:
Piles of bodies, piles of heads.

Eddie Brock:
I AM GOING TO DIE!!

Venom:
You are not going to die!

Venom:
It is peaceful up here.

Eddie Brock:
[from inside Venom] I'm not very good with heights.

Venom:
Your world is not so ugly after all. I'm almost sorry to see it end.

Eddie Brock:
What does that mean?

Eddie Brock:
[After Venom fell from the top of the building] You're going to get me killed.

Venom:
You die, I die.

Eddie Brock:
Yeah, well, you can always just shed my carcass and exchange it for another one whenever you need.

Venom:
Why would I do that? You are far too good of a match to throw away so soon. Plus, I'm starting to like you. You and I are not so different.

Eddie Brock:
Thank you.

Venom:
[after Eddie leaves the evidence on his boss's desk] Jump. [Eddie refuses and goes to the elevator instead.] P*ssy.

Eddie Brock:
[to Venom] No! We do not eat policemen!

Carlton Drake:
You're being dumb, Brock. I'm not insane. What's insane is the way humans choose to live today. Think about it. All we do is take, take, take. It can't go on. We've brought the planet to the brink of extinction. We're parasites. You're a good example. Think about it. All you do is take. You took my Symbiote. You take potshots at a great man trying to get something done.

Eddie Brock:
Who?

Carlton Drake:
Didn't you take from the person you loved most, who trusted you the most? That's insane. What I've initiated is a whole new world, a new species. Man and Symbiote combined.

Eddie Brock:
Let me tell you something, buddy. Alright? Just man-to-man. Because I have spent a significant amount of time, alright, with one of those creatures up my ass. It's not a lot of fun. And then I find out, all along, they're killing you.

Carlton Drake:
This is the last time I'm asking you. Where is my Symbiote?

Eddie Brock:
I have no idea.

Carlton Drake:
[turns into Riot] Where is he?

Eddie Brock:
Oh my God!

Riot:
Where's Venom?

Eddie Brock:
That is the ugliest looking thing I have ever seen.