| "The great successful men of the world have used their imagination...they think ahead and create their mental picture in all it details, filling in here, adding a little there, altering this a bit and that a bit, but steadily building--steadily building." »Robert J. Collier |
| "a funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. a lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler." »Albert Einstein |
| "Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy." »Janet Long |
| "I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit." »Susan Glasee |
| "Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it." »Donald Robert Perry Marquis |
| "If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little bit more." »Jules Renard |
| "To your friends, you're like a trash bag they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out." »Adam R. Gwizdala |
| "The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it." »Eden Phillpotts |
| "Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." »John Shirley |
| "Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." »Josh Billings |
| "If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform." »Barbara Adams |
| "Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years." »Anthony Powell |
| "Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all the novels you can." »Richard Hughes |
| "Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. One is always living a little more or dying a little bit." »Norman Mailer |
| "If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it." »Herodotus |
| "We're trying to show that we're not a little bit of England in america, but a place for americans to gain a better perspective on their own history." »Louis Booker Wright |
| "When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I used everything you gave me." »Erma Bombeck |
| "One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one." »Henry Miller |
| "Most of our students are here to get the credentials they believe are central to admission to the Dream. Everyone does the rhetoric bit-Fascist pig this and that-but push them and they ask you to write recommendations for jobs with banks and insurance companies." »John Gargin |
| "Defining consultancy is a bit like defining the upper class every possible candidate draws the line just below himself." »John Peet |
| "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." »Dorothy Parker |
| "as I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable---until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMaN HEaD" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'm very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty. I was a bit upset about reaching that milestone, but an older friend consoled me. 'Don't complain about growing old - many, many people do not have that privilege.'" »Earl Warren |
| "If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me." »Ann Landers |
| "The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises." »Dr. |
| "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything." »Mary Hemingway |
| "Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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