| "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." »Groucho Marx |
| "If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." »Dennis Miller |
| "Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form." »Thomas Troward |
| "The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." »Lewis Thomas |
| "Generally students are the best vehicles for passing on ideas, for their thoughts are plastic and can be molded and they can adjust the ideas of old men to the shape of reality as they find it in villages and hills of China or in ghettos and suburbs of America." »Theodore Harold White |
| "Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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