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"The Whites told only one side. told it to please themselves. told much that is not true. Only his own best deeds, only the worst deeds of the Indians, has the white man told" »Nez Perces
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"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary." »Jules Feiffer
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"My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there." »Indira Gandhi
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"Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst." »Winston Churchill
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"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group there was much less competition." »Indira Nehru Gandhi
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"I've always followed my father's advice he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble." »John Wayne
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it." »Rodney Dangerfield
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." »Henny Youngman
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"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. all little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't." »Marilyn Monroe
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one." »Author Unknown
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"I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe I told it not, my wrath did grow." »William Blake
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"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." »Lenin
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"A lie told often enough becomes truth." »Lenin
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"I told you I was sick." »Erma Bombeck, on her tombstone
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"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it." »Clarence Darrow
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"There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else." »Cyrus H. Curtis
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"I'd better get off the phone now, I've already told you more than I heard myself." »Loretta Lockhorn
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"There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else." »Cyrus H. Curtis
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"I have this theory - that if we're told we're bad, then that's the only ideal we'll ever have." »Jewel
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"I thought I told you to wait in the car." »Tallulah Bankhead, on seeing a former lover for the first time in years
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours." »Hunter S. Thompson
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"It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told." »Homer
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"No one ever told me grief felt so much like fear." »C. S. Lewis
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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'" »Maya Angelou
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"When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat." »Liz Winston
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours." »Hunter S. Thompson
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"If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder." »Pope John Paul I
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"When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that you should be contented with your lot?" »Kathleen Norris
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