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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig." »Barbara Melser Lieberman
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"Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out." »Italian Proverb
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"You guys over there, pair up into groups of three." »Yogi Berra
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"Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out." »Italian Proverb
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"I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes." »Thomas W. Higginson
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them." »Logan Pearsall Smith
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"The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair... Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, if anybody calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out." »Batman
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend." »Paris Hilton
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"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?" »Anne Frank
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity Card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police." »Janina Atkins
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." »Joan Rivers
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"Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber
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"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all." »Queen Victoria
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"Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases." »Francois Sagan
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"It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman." »Alexandre Dumas
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy
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"Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake of thinking that the intelligence test is a measure like a foot ruler or a pair of scales. It is, of course, a quite different sort of measure. Intelligence is not an abstraction like length and weight; it is an exceedingly complicated notion - which nobody has yet succeeded in defining." »Walter Lippmann
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"The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin
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"Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish
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