| "Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore |
| "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives no life at all." »Alcaeus |
| "Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together." »Thomas Dekker |
| "The particular human chain we're part of is central to our individual identity." »Elizabeth Stone |
| "It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." »Winston Churchill |
| "By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros |
| "Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul." »Mark Twain |
| "Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb |
| "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead |
| "The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren't a species, you're just infected, a virus, a sexually transmitted disease. Frost I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the f***ing food chain." »Blade |
| "No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck." »Frederick Douglas |
| "Forgiveness breaks the chain of causality because he who forgives you -- out of love--takes upon himself the consequences of what you have done. Forgiveness, therefore, always entails a sacrifice." »Dag Hammarskjld |
| "If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a 1-foot chain." »Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno |
| "If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain." »Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson |
| "When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest." »Ty Cobb |
| "I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program, we aren't witnessing, if not encouraging, the slow demise of yet another American tradition the brown bag. ... Perhaps we are beholding yet another break in the chain that links child to home." »Charles Mathias, Jr. |
| "Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top." »Robert Burton |
| "There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige |
| "Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound |
| "chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money." »Deane Jordan |
| "The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I was about five feet eight inches tall. I put the ball up and felt totally at ease with the shot. I was completely confident it would go in and I've been shooting it ever since." »Kareem Abdul-Jabar |
| "When you control the ball, you control the score." »Pele |
| "Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big H. A most ripping victory. Cleo McDowell Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs." »Coming to America |
| "You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself." »David Mamet |
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