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"If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be long before the beard is, by its luxuriant growth, pretending to be the head." »Hakim Jami
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"Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind." »Bulgarian Proverb
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"I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm." »Winston Churchill
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"The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it." »Robin Green
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"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." »Swedish Proverb
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown
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"That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed." »Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love
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"Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens." »Michel de Montaigne
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"If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged." »Virginia
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"When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of the field fit only to be burned, a clod, a morsel of putrid atoms that should be thrown to the dungheap, ready for the nethermost pit. Nor if I did should I therefore expect to sit with Angels and Archangels." »Anthony Trollope
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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